KIDS PUKED UP BY MTV
DROP THEIR GUITARS DOWN TO "D"
FUCK THOSE BANDS, THEY PLAY TOO LONG
DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH 8 MINUTE SONGS

HALFWAY THROUGH SOME 4-PLAYER ACTION, PINKO GETS THE CALL
I HOPE THIS TIME THE VAN DON'T STALL!
TIME TO PACK UP ALL OUR GEAR, AND HEAD OUT IN THE COLD
PUT THAT GAME OF BOND ON HOLD!

PUMPED UP ON METAL AND GANGSTA RAP
TREATING EVERYONE LIKE CRAP
NO GANGSTER CHUMP, NO PLAYER SHIT
I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT

WRITE A SONG ABOUT BEATING GAYS AND KIDS WON'T BAT AN EYE
BUT MAKE FUN OF THEIR CLOTHES AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS TODAY AND I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
I'M GOING DOWN IN A SEA OF BAGGY PANTS!